Background on the subject. first off, I hate home made sandwiches. Can't stand them and could never figure out how people eat them. The past while we have been trying to take lunches to work to obviously eat better and save money kind of a win win all the way around but I have not been able to discipline myself enough to take a sandwich everyday like my beautiful wife does. Couldn't figure it out UNTIL TODAY! Generally speaking the sandwich is construct in the following manner:
2 slices whole wheat/natural grains/ brown dry bread
3-4 slices of kick ass turkey sometimes ham
1 slice of sharp cheddar
miracle whip
pretty decent sandwich and everyone has told me on several occasions that it looks good etc etc... However, i still ended up struggling with choking down dry grainy bread, globs of miracle whip (cause i thought it was a moisture issue), and chasing it with some energy drink- redbull, amp, adrenaline rush etc etc. So anyways, today someone else brought in a sandwich and understand this is like a 40 year old dude who suffers from ADD and bounces off the wall like a 5 year old kid on 20 redbulls if he takes a hit of 6 oz of diet coke. his sandwich had like half a bottle of MUSTARD... how in the hell did i forget mustard? why didn't think of this before? Now half a bottle maybe excessive but that is the key to any sandwich i'm convinced and will be experimenting with the correct mustard portions this evening. just figured i'd let you all know.
BTW: Also convinced now that people who like CLassic Lays potato chips over the new zesty pizza flavored taco infested ranch drenched Doritos are like chip connoisseurs. we discussed at length about the subtle salty taste mixed with the perfect amount of potato flavor and how it can really be enjoyed if the correct amount of time is spent in savoring the taste. he also brought up good points on how the thickness of the chip in direct proportion to the size and shape of the Classic Lays adds an increased sensation with every crunch. Doritos really are like the cheap MGD's or Natural lights and while many will fool themselves by buying sour cream and onion or sour cream and cheddar Lays bags its really just like the wanna be college student cutting his Pinot Noir with cranberry juice.
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